Wednesday, July 1, 2009

The Worst FanFic of All Time?

I recently came across a Harry Potter fanfiction by the name of My Immortal, and I have to say that it is the most ridiculous thing I have ever read. I know I must have lost at least 25 brain cells just trying to understand what the author was trying to say. It’s filled with extreme misspelling, excessive outfit changes, and pointless author’s notes. Just a few of my favorite parts are where the author cusses out all the "PREPZ" for flaming her "goffik" story, has a character slit their wrists and drink their own blood, creates a non-pun followed by the word "geddit" it parenthesis’, and uses "thingy" and "you know what" to represent sexual anatomy. According to Google it holds the record of being the worst Fanfic ever written. The story My Immortal is so terrible that someone actually made a drinking game to go along with it. However I'm pretty sure the average person would suffer alcohol poisoning only a quarter into the story, so alternating between alcohol and a non-alcoholic drink might be necessary to actually survive the game. Nobody knows if My Immortal is just a fic making fun of other fics, or if someone honestly thinks this story is worth reading. I hope it's a parody because I don’t understand how stupid a person must be to write something so lacking in plot, correct spelling and grammar, and basic common sense. So go ahead, please read My Immortal and gawk at how ludicrous it is, but beware, your brain may turn to mush.


  1. hey ashley, this is a good review- ever think about writing for the talisman????

  2. are you being sarcastic or serious? it's hard to tell through pixels.